الموضوع: حد يعرف يترجم دى ( موضوع فكاهي ) !

حد يعرف يترجم الكلام ده !!؟
Dear Friday ,
when I was walking in the lady yesterday , I saw a piece of riligion girl ....... she was egg & sweet
I said : ya earth keep what on you , a hundred eveninig on your eeyes ya beautiful ,
she said : poison !
I said : poison from your hand is poison poison ya moon .
she shouted on me : yes yes ya mother soul ! do you remmeber me one of them ? collect yourself or I will collect the street on you

ya omar .
The girl entered my brain , I said : your right on me , you are a daughter of people . I want you in halal , the boon on me I will right my

book on you tonight ,
She laughed & said : on your slow on your slow , write the book in one piece ? we talk in the first ?
I shouted : I die in the cream , ya thousand white morning , I'm going to talk on you now !!!!
الراجل ده اتعلم انجليزى فين ؟