الموضوع: توب جير .. عندما اراد الانجليز ارضاء عشاق السيارات .. اتفضلوا

السلام عليكم ..

اكيد طبعا توب جير برنامج غانى عن التعريف و محدش من عشاق السيارات ميعرفوش .. او ميعرفش جيريمى كلاركسون , ريتشارد هاموند و جامس ماى ..

لاحظت فى الفترة الاخيرة ان فى ناس فى المنتدى مش بيحبوا و مش بيعترفوا بتقييماته ..

لان تقييمات البرنامج بتبقا لاذعة فى كثير من الاحيان .. و طبعا مش بتعجب الناس هنا ..

و لكن بغض النظر عن ذلك .. فتقييماته ممتازة و واقعية .. و هو لا يقارن بين السيارات فى بلد معينة .. و لكنه يقارن بينهم بوجه عام ..


انا عملت الموضوع دة عشان العنده حاجة يحطها عن البرنامج او جيرمى يحطها هنا .. من فيديوهات لصور لرفيوهات .. اى حاجة ..

و هبدأ بنفسى ..

YouTube - Mitsubishi Evo vs. Subaru Impreza - Top Gear - BBC

YouTube - Audi TT car review - Top Gear - BBC

و دة عن الرينو توينجو انما مسخرررة

YouTube - Top Gear tests the Renault Twingo - Part 1

YouTube - Top Gear tests the Renault Twingo - Part 2

و هجيبلكم برده مقولات ليه ..

يلا عايزين كل متابعين و عشاق البرنامج يشاركوا .. احمد نوح مستنى مشاركتك :) ..

و طبعا لو حد عايز يقول رأى معارض يقول بس براحة و بموضوعية

حد يعرف مواعيده على البى بى سى

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة lancerevolution

حد يعرف مواعيده على البى بى سى

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عينى يا كريم باشا :)

نبدأ بجيريمى كلاركسون افضل واقوى اعلامى سيارات فى العالم , ولو فى حد فى الدنيا دى يقدر يوصف احساس او وظيفه او دقه اداء عربيه بالشكل ده ياريت تعرفونا عليه , هكتب اسم العربيه واكتب اهم الكلام اللى قاله عنها

years ago 400hp was enough to give you the f1 world championship but today 400hp is just enough to get you out of the garage and normally we pass to 500 hp and away to 1000 hp

Ferrari 599 : launch control is primarily designed for fat useless drivers to impress there friends with smoke of the tires

these car do for the other cars is like the laptop doing for the type writer

lp640 roadster : that is what the super car has to do , take the fattest mid-aged and most boring driver and make him feel 9 years old

the steps to make the murcielago lp640 is
you need power , more , bit more , i think more and when you think it`s impossible to add more power to a car put more in
and some styling , exhaust noise , more power , carbon fiber, German tech and then Italian passion
but after all that doesn`t work

you have to be very carefully when you reach the limit for these car
it`s won`t to kill you but if it necessary , it will

ascari a10 : because these car is made by small company as always the air condition doesn`t work probably and electric windows are sucks , but when you match these things with performance its like a crocodile is about to eat you and you notice it`s a bit crossed eyes

Porsche 911 : if you want a friendly super car for using every day all you have to do just to decide which Porsche 911 would be best

i always think about the 911 as a Volkswagen beetles in a sport shoes

911 turbo : engage the stability management program and put it in sport mode that changes things a bit , Now every time I turn the steering wheel it feels like I'm drawing a line through the laws of physics
This is not driving , this is pure math

Aston Martin v8 vantage convertible : the sun shining , the sky is blue , the roof is down , wind in my hair , engine noise behind me and i`m in Aston martin v8 vantage convertible , the life doesn`t get much better than that

BMW m3 vs Mercedes c63 amg : these is the merc answer for the bmw m3 and if u ask me it`s not a car
it`s a complete animal

viper srt-10 : when you drive these car you never get relax because if you think that everything is going well , it kills you

vrx8 : these car is a way cheaper than BMW m5 and still do the same power and speed because it`s a way less complicated , you push the pedal on the middle to slow down , you turn the big wheel to turn and you push the pedal on the right for much noise

m5 : i like these car so much but because the very complicated computer systems it`s make me mad , all i want is just big red button and when i hit it all the electronic rubbish turn off

f430 : it`s just perfect , in fact it`s better than perfect because perfect is mean the best engineers done the best job they can using the best materials , but honestly these feels better than that

Bentley continental gt : it weights 2.4 tons almost the same as rang rover , so it`s half thundering sports car with rollsroyce dna , and on the track it`s like palace going sideways

jag xkr : The supercharged 4.2 liter V8 is a bit disappointing Because it's pretty much exactly the same they put in the old XKR , Merck gives us a new engine every five minutes
Audi designed a whole new V8 while I was just saying that
But Jag's been making this one for nearly ten years now , So come on

It has got an absolutely fabulous chassis Honestly I know of nothing else that's this good for slithering about the smoke pouring off the back end , I mean that's doing power slides at like 110 mph, easily!
This is just makes a BMW or a Mercedes look like they're made of wood , And the great thing is that, when you take your looney-tunes hat off and just settle down It becomes all quite and comfortable

v8 vantage vs xkr : as you stir away on the manual gearbox and you ride the wave of noise feel the grip from these super sticky Pirelli tires you realize you ain't actually pulling away from the Jaguar
Feels like I'm going faster sounds like I'm going faster and my heart is certainly beating faster , But my rear view mirror is still full of Jag

Audi tt : The upshot for these car is it`s no longer a cow in a track suit It's a cow GTI in racing overall

brabus sv12 bi-turbo : the engine is churning out almost ridiculous 1000 torques and 730 hp , 1000 torques is what you'd use for restarting a dead planet
Traction control just set there go 'This is impossible' and when you turn the traction control off the rear wheel spun till the tires are burst , as a result they've now limited it to just 811 torques which is about what you use to power a medium sized aircraft carrier

Every time you go near the throttle, even in a straight line you just get the traction control going 'Errrr.. I don't know what to do! , and In terms of handling then this car is a nightmare it just cannot cope with the volcano under the bonnet
there then is two and a bit tons of prove that absolute power really does corrupt absolutely

z3 : And if you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion , here’s your car

Renault Espace : This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that , that’s much to shout about. That’s like saying ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases!

Rolls royce phantom : I imagined that driving this car through a village would be a bit like trying to thread an oil rig through someone’s letterbox

phantom vs maybach : I would choose the Rolls. I like the engineering, I like the style, I absolutely adore the looks, but most of all I love the sensation that you’re inside something that was designed to be “the best car in the world”

enzo : Ferrari is so pleased with it, they’ve named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That’d be the same as Lotus calling their next car…”The Colin”

ccx : i road testing that car couple years ago and it was a nightmare for the camera crews because they couldn't keep up with it on the moving shots , and in these it`s more difficult to keep up with cuz it`s even faster

s-class : its more than just a car , that`s like you live in the future , it`s a showcase of every thing can be done and every thing that every one else will be doing soon

bugatti veyron : these car is like nothing i have ever driven , nothing i ever been in , nothing as i ever sketch when i was 8 years old in my dreaming sketch

z06 : of course America never had a problem with power , but they have had a problem getting these power round the corners , but in these car not any more

carrera gt : these is the most exciting the best looking the most expensive and the fastest road going Porsche had ever made , it`s called the carrera gt and that`s just the beginning

db9 : you know the best thing about it ? it`s proper 100% real fabulous glories excused magnificent Aston martin

exige s : it`s the best handling car in the world , it corners like house fly
it`s not just better than elise it`s better than just about any thing


f430 scudria : i mucking all these technology , i want the computer but i won`t it to be in endeless of everything like the standard f430 , i want it there but hidden away under big layer of somethnig else , and in the scudria , they are

it`s a tricky car to drive fast , a knife edge racer , it`s angry and these is what a Ferrari should be like
you make mistake , i kill you

evo X : it`s very sharp , so much focused very good looking as well and the engine is such a tour of power , it can keep all the four wheels spin endlessly

i thought it would be impossible to make a four door salon more exciting than the old evo 9
but with the 10 , they have

وشويه كوميدى

ascari a10 vs daihatsu materia : the materia have abs , airbags , 5 seats and big boot but the ascari have non of these
in cornering the ascari spin because it`s have no traction control but the materia at half of that speed can corner with no problem at all , and in straight line the materia at 81 mph can easily overtake the ascari when it`s doing only 70 mph

Perodua Kelisa : This is without doubt the worst car, not just in its category but in the world. It has a top speed of 88mph but takes so long to reach it that no one has ever lived long enough to verify the claim, the inside is tackier than Anthea Turner’s wedding and you don’t want to think what would happen if it bumped into a lamppost. Also its name sounds like a disease

Cadillac SRX4: This is a very ugly car. So ugly in fact that you’ll want to get inside it and shut the door as quickly as possible. But sadly when you are inside it’s even worse

CLS55 AMG: Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss

Ford GT: Look. A petrol station, the natural home territory of the Ford GT, And there it is at the watering hole drinking its fill For the 47th time today

The thing is, I think I'm right in saying that I have never completed a single journey anywhere there and back in it ever , Which must make it the most unreliable car... ever made.
In fact, if you've got a more unreliable one, write to us at 'Actually I've Got a Peugeot' BBC Top Gear

Maserati Quattroporte: In a list of the five most rubbish things in the world, I’d have America’s foreign policy at five. Aids at four. Iran’s nuclear program at three. Gordon Brown at two and Maserati’s gearbox at number one. It is that bad

1-series : I’m choosing the words for my conclusion with even more care than usual. So here goes. The 1-series is crap

BMW 645Ci: If you were to buy a 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside

nissan alemra : Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you’ve got the ebola virus and you’re about to sneeze

kia rio : After three days of being transported in the Rio, my kids thought it was a brilliant idea to walk instead. Even though their school is 18 miles away and it was blowing a gale directly from the Canadian tundra

tvr sagaries : In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale , and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was

Ferrari California : Now we get quite a few complaints that we don’t feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we’re kicking off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all

تمام ياباشا

متابع معكم .. لأني بحب إسلوب كلاركسون وهاموند في الكلام عموما
وباعتبره برنامج كوميدي أكتر


لكن تقييماتهم بحس كتير إنها دعائية أو هجومية زيادة شوية

وساعات بحس بحقد دفين بينهم وبين الياباني
وغل غير ظاهر من ناحية الأمريكاني

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة NYSMA

متابع معكم .. لأني بحب إسلوب كلاركسون وهاموند في الكلام عموما
وباعتبره برنامج كوميدي أكتر


لكن تقييماتهم بحس كتير إنها دعائية أو هجومية زيادة شوية

وساعات بحس بحقد دفين بينهم وبين الياباني
وغل غير ظاهر من ناحية الأمريكاني

عن اليابان .. فهما تحسهم متغاظين لان اليابان بتعمل عربيات صح اوى .. يعنى زاى ما الكتاب بيقول .. و لكن السيارات الاوروبية مش بتبقا بنفس الكفائة و لكن فى روح اكتر ..

اما بالنسبة للسيارات الامريكانى .. فناس كتير مش بتحبهم اصلا .. و هى عربيات غير محبوبة .. لان اللمسة الجمالية فيها مش موجودة .. مش عملية .. و كمان استهلاك بنزبن فى الضياع طبعا :) .. و لكن كل ما فيها انها fun to drive ..

هو دة الانا مستنيه يا احمد باشا :) .. بيوصف العربيات بطريقة تحسسك انك فهمتها .. بيجيب الكلام دة منين مش عارف :)

الف شكر على مشاركتك و اتمنى متكنش الاخيرة و تجيبلنا افضل ما عندك :)

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.


Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you.


(Referring to the Porsche Cayenne) 0-60 takes 5 and a half seconds...and about 17 gallons of fuel....


Now we've been told in this new series, we've got to feature more green cars. So here's one. It's really the greenest car we could find, really. (A bright green Lamborghini Murcielago)


Now we get quite a few complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show, so we're kicking off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all. (a Ferrari F430)


الجاية دى عجبتنى جدااااااا

Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world


(On the Alfa Romeo Brera) Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You've heard she's mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn't you?


(test driving a Turbo Bentley through a cloud of rubber smoke) It's like Blenheim Palace on wheels!


هههههههههههههه

(On the BMW X3) If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion, this is your car.


Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.


No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. (referring to Proton Savvy)


الجاية بقا عجبتنى بجد :)

Whenever I'm suffering from Insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off.


It costs Volkswagen 200 pounds to buy a set of four fuel injectors for the Golf diesel. Kia could propably make a couple of cars for that.


(on the McLaren F1 in his movie, Most Outrageous) I respect it enormously, in the same way I respected my old head master. But we never became friends.


(On a Buick LeSabre) It was rubbish when it was new, it was built by idiots, and it's rubbish now.