رقم العضوية : 2316
تاريخ التسجيل : 25Sep2007
المشاركات : 16,640
النوع : ذكر
الاقامة : Nasr City - UAE
السيارة: Accent 2006
السيارة[2]: Megane II 2005/Megane II 2007
دراجة بخارية: لا يوجد
الحالة :
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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يا بلادى يا بلادى.........أنا بحبك يا بلادى
رقم العضوية : 1375
تاريخ التسجيل : 08Jul2007
المشاركات : 2,957
الحالة :
I would like a room with a view as well
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