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  • رساله الى الدعم الفنى .... حد يلحقنى !@!

    منقول من ايميلى ......

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

    In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .. Please help!

    Thanks,
    Troubled User.....

    ____________ _________ _________ _______
    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

    Best of luck,

    Tech Support
    رأس الحكمه مخافه الله
    وبخ الحكيم يزداد حكمه وبخ الجاهل يزداد جهاله
    لا تكن حكيماً فى عينى نفسك

    [url=http://www.0zz0.com][img]http://www3.0zz0.com/2008/03/31/11/728664843.jpg[/img][/url]

  • #2
    نيييييييييييييهعهعهعهعهعهعهع ... جامده يا بوب جامده نيييييييييهعهعهع

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    • #3
      جااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااا امدة جدا

      حلوة أوى فعلا....

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      • #4
        ها ها ها هههههع

        جامدة بس السوفت وير الجديد ده ممكن يطور نفسه الى Wife 2.0

        وده هايخلى البروسيسور يضرب


        ها ها هااااااااي
        [CENTER][COLOR=black][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B] ([/B][/SIZE][/FONT][URL="http://www.nilemotors.net/Nile/#docu"][FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=4][B]الذين قال لهم الناس إن الناس قد جمعوا لكم فاخشوهم فزادهم إيمانا وقالوا حسبنا الله ونعم الوكيل[COLOR=black])[/COLOR] [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][/COLOR][/CENTER]

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        • #5
          تحفة فعلا"

          بس اعتقد انك ليك الحق تركب wife 1.1
          و 1.2 و1.3 و 1.4 في البارتيشن اللي فاضيين
          علي الهارد لأن ليك الحق في تركيب 4 OS
          حسب الكمبيوتر الأسلامي

          حلوه هةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةة

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          • #6
            جامد اوي

            و ادي انواع vevrsions


            HARD-DISK Woman:
            She remembers everything, FOREVER.

            RAM Woman:
            She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

            WINDOWS Woman:
            Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

            EXCEL Woman:
            They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

            SCREENSAVER Woman:
            She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

            INTERNET Woman:
            Difficult to access.

            SERVER Woman:
            Always busy when you need her.

            MULTIMEDIA Woman:
            She makes horrible things look beautiful.

            CD-ROM Woman:
            She is always faster and faster.

            E-MAIL Woman:
            Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

            VIRUS Woman:
            Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her,
            she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.
            If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
            if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

            << But the wife is not a virus,is she? >>
            [CENTER]VIVA SCUDERIA[/CENTER]
            [CENTER] [/CENTER]
            [CENTER][img3]http://www12.0zz0.com/2009/10/02/03/355226532.jpg[/img3][/CENTER]

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            • #7
              جامدة على الآخر ..
              :):)
              [SIGPIC]http://imageshack.com/a/img838/5746/61n6.jpg[/SIGPIC]

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              • #8
                المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة kingnoro مشاهدة المشاركة
                جامد اوي



                << But the wife is not a virus,is she? >>
                نفسى ارد عليك فى الحته دى ومش قادر
                رأس الحكمه مخافه الله
                وبخ الحكيم يزداد حكمه وبخ الجاهل يزداد جهاله
                لا تكن حكيماً فى عينى نفسك

                [url=http://www.0zz0.com][img]http://www3.0zz0.com/2008/03/31/11/728664843.jpg[/img][/url]

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                • #9
                  جامدةةة----
                  shady_elkady Aveo 2008 f-o

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                  • #10
                    حلوة بجد
                    و جت عالجرح

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                    • #11
                      هو العمر الافتراضي لبرنامج wife1.0 ده قد ايه ...هو مش له تاريخ انتهاء برضه
                      [SIZE=5][COLOR=blue]يظن الناس بي خيرا وإني ... لأشقى الناس إن لم ترض عني[/COLOR][/SIZE]
                      [SIZE=5][COLOR=blue]ومالي حيــلة إلا رجــائي ... وعفوك إن عفوت وحسن ظني [/COLOR][/SIZE]
                      [SIZE=5][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]محاسب / احمد ابراهيم [/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE]

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                      • #12
                        المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة aif مشاهدة المشاركة
                        هو العمر الافتراضي لبرنامج wife1.0 ده قد ايه ...هو مش له تاريخ انتهاء برضه
                        لا يا باشا والله .... البرنامج ده بالذات open source
                        رأس الحكمه مخافه الله
                        وبخ الحكيم يزداد حكمه وبخ الجاهل يزداد جهاله
                        لا تكن حكيماً فى عينى نفسك

                        [url=http://www.0zz0.com][img]http://www3.0zz0.com/2008/03/31/11/728664843.jpg[/img][/url]

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                        • #13
                          in that case , demo or shareware programs are recommended , specialy for beginners ,

                          for the advanced users , it isn't recommended to instal such harmful ( untrusted )programs in there laptops
                          لا اله الا انت سبحانك انى كنت من الظالمين

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