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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة أحمد كمال

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة أحمد كمال

three women died together in an accident and went to heaven.
When they arrived, the angel said, "we only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
so they entered heaven sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they tried their best to avoid them, the first woman accidently stepped on one. Along comes the angel with the ugliest man she ever saw.
The angel chains them together and says, "your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
the next day, the second woman stepped accidentally on a duck and along comes the angel, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, very careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day the angel comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on - very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
The angel chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "i wonder what i did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
the guy says, "i don't know about you, but i stepped on a duck!"

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